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Latest Pati Patni Hindi Jokes – Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands

Ek Aadmi sab shareef husbands ki tarah Apne Biwi se Tang thha…
Uski Biwi Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalti Thi
Agar Woh Anda Boil Kar Deta To Kehti Ke Fry Karna Tha
Agar Fry Karta Toh Kehti thi Ke Boil Karna Tha
Ek Din Aadmi Ne Dono Bana diye…
Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Se Dekhti Rahi
Phir Kehne Lagi ..
“Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry…

Husband Wife Chutkule Latife – After massive demands from all

After massive demands from all husbands……….

A new app called
Darr
is launched for smart phones..

You just say…..
‘Wife’..
and it closes all websites,
hides all chats,
hide all special folders and best of all.
puts your wife’s photograph
as a wallpaper.

मस्त हिंदी चुटकुले – ये एकदम खास है एक औरत

ये एकदम खास है….
एक औरत अपने पति को रसोईघर से बर्तन धोने में मदद के लिए पुकार रही थी,पर उसे कोई जवाब नहीं मिला।
जब वह अपने पति को देखने बेड रूम में गयी तो पति थक कर अपने ऑफिस के फाइलों के ऊपर सोया हुवा था।
वो उसके पास गयी और पति के निर्दोष चेहर को प्यार से सहलाया और….
*,चट…ट… टा …क..*
….चपाट मारा !!!
पति हड़बड़ाकर उठा और पूछा क्या हुवा??!?!
फिर पत्नी ने उसे उसका फोन दिखाया जिसमें लिखा था……
“Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago”

Hindi Bhasha Ke Jokes – Wife ne new SIM khareedi

Wife ne new SIM khareedi aur socha ki husband ko surprise karoongi
.
Wife kitchen mai gai aur Husband ko call ki
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Wife:- Hello Darling ….
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Husband: (Halki awaz mai jawab diya) “Tum baad mai call karna, Abhi chudail kitchen mai hai..”

Jokes In Hindi Language – Wife I am not

Wife : I am not talking to you.
Husband : Okay.
Wife : Don’t you want to know the reason.
Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision!

Majedaar Husband Wife Jokes – Why husbands avoid questions!

Why husbands avoid questions!
WIFE : What would you do if i died ? Would you get married again ?
Husband : No….
Wife : Why not ? Don’t you like being married ?
Husband : Of course i do.
Wife : Then why wouldn’t you remarry ?
Husband : Ok, ok, i’d get married again….
Wife : Would you live in our house with your new Wife….?
Husband : Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife : Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband : Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife : Would you give her my jewelry ?
Husband : No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife : Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband : No, her size is ‘6’
Wife : –silence–
Husband : ‘shiiit’…!!

Hindi Ke Husband Wife Jokes – Which is the most dangerous

Which is the most dangerous Alphabet
Answer — ” W “.
It is tension generator..
All the worries get initiated with ‘ w ‘. .
Who
Why
What
When
Which
Whom
Where
War
Wine
Whisky
Wealth
Work
Worries
Woman
& finally. . .
Believe it or not
** WIFE **
and the most dangerous question coming from w (wife) .
Woh kaun thi ?
All The Major Things A Woman Needs In Her LifeTime Start With The
Letter ‘M’. Ⓜ
Ⓜ Man.
Ⓜ Money.
Ⓜ Make-Up.
Ⓜ Motor Car.
Ⓜ Movies.
Ⓜ Masti.
Ⓜ Mall.
Last But Not The Least.
And The 2 Most Imp.
….
….
ⓂMaid
&
ⓂMaaikewaale.
Dedicated to all Wives by their dear Husbands: A new version of the famous lines from “SILSILA”:
“Main aur Meri Tanhaai aksar yeh Baate karte hain, Tum hoti to aisa hota, Tum hoti to waisa hota,
AUR TUM na hoti to
PAISA hota.”
Dont laugh alone please pass it on….

Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Mein – Pati Jaise Hi Office Se Ghar Wapas Lauta

पति जैसे ही ऑफिस से घर वापस लौटा

पत्नी – कैसे हो मेरी जान…….

पति अपनी डायरी खोलकर देखने लगा

पत्नी – मेरी तरफ देखो ना , डायरी में क्या देख रहे हो जान

पति – . . . . देख रहा हूँ जब पिछली बार “जान” बोला था तो कितना खर्चा हुआ था

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